UltraNormal

A funk has set in. Maybe it's because Jen and Max are going out of town for two weeks, or the fact that I don't feel well. Maybe it's that they're threatening to switch platforms on me at work, and I'm afraid I'll have to learn a language I don't want to (Java - Why the hell would you compile something that's going to change every other week?).

There's something to be said for a sinus infection that's now bad enough that every time I sneeze it looks like a gib exploded in a bad gangster movie. My face is so swollen that my vision's affected. Yeah, baby, I love it! I'm going to the doctor tomorrow to see what's up and hopefully we can find a way to kill this thing once and for all.

In other news, I'll be able to weigh myself on a reliable scale tomorrow and see if this soda reduction is working. I feel like I've lost weight, but our scale's so old and messed up I have no idea where it starts, much less what number I should be reading when I get on it.