Not In Team?

Possible reponses that may fly out of my mouth the next time someone says "There's no I in TEAM" (inspired by this - thanks, Ray!):

  • There's no YOU in it either.

  • There's no chocolate in TEAM, which is why I'm not there.

  • Yes, but there is a ME.

  • I go by MEAT when I'm in a TEAM, which is why you didn't see me.

  • This isn't about spelling. This is serious! Everyone knows there's no I in TEAM. It's spelled T - E - A -M. You should learn to spell and stop relying on spellcheck, honestly.

  • That's true, but there is a U in DUMB. (there's also a U in STUPID, but there's also an I, which is why I used DUMB)

That was fun... got any to add?