Chicken Noises

Ok, I just called a friend a chicken over IM. I was trying to type out chicken noises. It occurred to me, how do you type out sarcastic chicken sounds? Here are the possibilities I came up with:

• Braaaack braaaak (ok, John came up with that one)

• Bu-GAWK

• Squaaaaaaaaaaaack

• Bok Bok BO-GAWK!

• Coodle-a-doodle-damn-doo!

See, it's hard...