Highway Jobbery

Why is it, the more expensive the hotel, the more they rape you on everything? I'm staying at a

$300 a night place, and they want

$5.00 for a bottle of water,

$3.00 for a soda and

$10 for internet for twenty-four hours. Hotel Avante in Mountain View is

$155 a night and they give me free internet and free water. Westin? Not stayin' with you again.